If the maxwell poster is silverboy's secretary, you must be the obsessive stalker who secretly wants silverboy's love. After all how could you possibly know so many of his real life details, or did you make that up in your own fantasy?

Cor blimey, gov, you have me sussed out...but not exactly, but you're near enough for me to own up to you- It's not actually Silverboy's love that I'm pursuing him for, no, it's his stash of tinnies. This is what happened; some time ago Silverboy had to flee China. It came to pass that he had upset a 'pink room lady' by making her pay for her own noodles-she felt humiliated, so in her fury she spilled the beans as to Silverboy's whereabout to the Grovelling Weasels. He was tipped off by a chum that a whole nate of GW's was bearing down on him with evil intent. He quickly harnessed a donkey and cart and made for the coast. Now somewhere on the way, he left the road and managed to hide a huge stash of tinnies(Aussie lager;) we know that much- WE WANT THAT LAGER, and will share it out among Chinese school owners whom he has upset over the years. Far enough?