Yeah, getting drunk and having sex aren't crimes, you know? Your school might believe it is, but really... no. Sometimes those clauses about alcohol abuse or prostitution in contracts are just ways to fire people for no reason whatsoever, as only a false suspicion is needed and no real evidence.

I agree with you- having discreet sex with the odd student(whom you like) is one thing; whereas a Sodom and Gomorrah situation that the OP suggests is out of order. Well said.