Do not worry, we arrange all things: Visa, young boy, young girl, prostitute, drinking soiree at Al Falaj Davis Hotel. Whatever you want. Hilal Enterprises is always ready to help (if the price is right)

Yes, I appropriate the training budget as I see fit.

1 dollar for me (total 1) 1 for Chris and 5 cents for teacher

2 dollars for me (total 3) and 2 for Chris

3 dollars for me (total 6) and 3 for Chris

4 dollars for me (total 10) and 4 for Chris

Dont ask me about Arabic Maths. I do not want to detail as you would not understand Arabic logic (not that it exists) but as for me and Chris, we are both winners at the end of the day. Ok, a few teachers might get hurt, but who really cares? The power is on our side, we not only know Omani law, but know how to break it to serve our evil purpose. You can come and work your ass off illegally for us for 50 hours a week for 750 rials a month which though advertised as being tax free will be taxed, but tax man wont see a penny. Or you can get a legal job and contract, 20 hours a week for 1600 rials a month (tax free).

You know where its best and safest to work, and its not for me. Yes, I get good salary, plus "benefits" from all other enterprises in the area.