I'm not that old, but people say to me "you are financially well off and handsome, why don't you have a young Chinese wife?"

Well, I'm an ugly old sod without a pot to piss in- I suspect that the difference between us is that I know how to speak to women and that you are somewhat abrasive and overly distrustful-they pick up on this, feel insulted and kick you into touch. Also, do you spend your dates talking about how many goosegogs you have? That maybe okay with the slappers but would be considered vulgar and bragging with decent Chinese girls. You should spend more time showing an interest in her- make her feel important. I suspect Turnoi bores the Frauleins witless with little anecdotes about Amazonian conjugated verbs- hahaha- all good fun. No, you chaps need to listen to me.