No, I am telling them not to disturb me and get in touch with you instead. That's the answer you deserve..

Blimey, all the world and his wife are taking potshots at poor Beelzebub. All I was suggesting is that if your good self and SB, raised your game a bit, he'd get a sheila and you a frauline respectively- I don't think I'll bother in the future if you're going to be so touchy.

Playing Wagner all day from the Proms at the moment. I expect you like a Wagner opera or two? My Chineseship doesn't like classical music and that's the only type I like.