Sounds to me like you need to find a Chinese wife to cook for you. I am too young to get married and a very good cook, so no need for me. Take advantage of China while you are there. As long as you don't smoke because decent Chinese girls don't like men who smell like dustbins. I only smoke when I take my special mixture once a fortnight. I load it all into a bubbly-bong and smoke it up, otherwise I don't smoke, it's a mugs game. You may be a non-smoker I am just saying. Also my favorite- silver haze, smells nice to the ladies and will help you stop smoking if you do smoke. One small drawback of bubbling it up with a silver haze is you can feel a bit stoned during first lesson next morning and sometimes I forget what I am saying mid sentence. Bubbling it up can give you the munchies and I have to scoff biscuits while students do exercises. Better for you than cigarettes though and you will stop you getting too slim. Whacky baccy is good for creativity and have planned some of my best lessons on bubbly night.