No, not one "seen through an alcohol-induced mist" as you suggest, that's not the ordinary person but one of exception. But a life with a bit of fun and not as bitter that you impose on yourself and your likes. My crocodiles will be quite nasty even though they are totally anti-alcoholic...LOL;

The creature in your photo is not a crocodile. Drink can do that, you can end up seeing things that don't exist. I am talking of situations and also physical manifestations. When you've downed a few,that balding Chinese FAO can turn into a gorgeous hunk of meat. Best you keep your mind clear this Christmas and not get yourself into trouble.