What is the christian view on masturbation then please, mate?

The islamic ruling is very clear!!

http://www.islamawareness.net/Sex/fatwa_sex_003.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_on_masturbation

As an anglican priest do you feel masturbation is sinful, and would you indulge or not?

And apparently, it is common belief amongst 12 year old schoolboys that, every time you masturbate, you kill a kitten.

Really, who cares?