I do not want to be associated with a fake like you in any way whatsoever.

A fake like me!? Am I not a good enough fake for you then, Mr Hoity-toity!? Pardon me, pardon me, I'm sure. Okay then Turnoi, let's have it then; just what manner of fake would you prefer to be associated with, if I can't measure up to your high standards in fakery?