That poster is right, you have no degree, and you are a fake.
Still saving money to return to the UK?....If you crappy training centre pays you....perhaps not, [edited]

Oh is he! I can see why you find a kindred spirit in said poster; you're about on the same level in English. Anyway, you sent him an ingratiating missive and he has spurned it. Like poles you see, they just do not attract. hahaha!