It's a good thing that there are apparently not that many paedos in China. If you went outside schools in the U.K, trying to get kids into a van, you'd probably get your head smashed in by vigilantes within 15 minutes of parking up. Hope it didn't have a mattress in the back, Jimmy Savile style .

If I had been told to do that, I'd tell them where to go. Sure, I'd probably get fired, but some jobs just aren't worth keeping . Here's a tip for training centre teachers, upon starting give them the impression straight away that you don't really need the job (if you have any skills of any sort, then you actually don't need the job). You'll either get fired within a couple of weeks or they'll give you relatively little shit for the remainder of your contract. Just don't let them bully you, lol.

Here's another training centre horror story... At one TC's Halloween party, a mate of mine was told to hide under this table and jump out at random intervals, dressed up as some kind of monster. He told me that after about 5 minutes, he came to the conclusion that this was not acceptable behaviour for a happily married man because they were 14 year old girls in short skirts sitting at this table to play a game or something.

He got out from under the table under the pretence of going to the bathroom, grabbed himself a drink and some snacks from the table, sneaked off into the centre's movie theater, watched Scary Movie 2, had a little nap, then got up, signed out of work and went home like a boss.

Needless to say, his contract wasn't renewed a few weeks later, but I think that zero f**ks were given as he just walked straight into another job.