The Silverthing said: "Yes, Wuhan is indeed lucky to have me, not just because of my superior teaching ability"

Just as every other city in China, or come to that the world, is lucky NOT to have riff-raff such as 'Mr Malibu- I Am The Greatest- Bring On The Asian Babes' silverthingy in their midst.

Thanks Wuhan, you've done us all a big favour. Keep him there as long as you can, you know it makes sense.