I think I'm a bit slow at catching on these days, Turnoi. I've always known that Yuming Helen is as ugly as sin with a breath that could make a hyena retch, but are you really saying that this ugly bird is really a bloke? My God, another good reason for not wanting to work there- she/he could probably rip your head from your shoulders faster than you could say "Please give me my 'Foreign Expert Certificate' that I should carry about my person................

My special deepest sympathy to any Australian Yuming FT at this moment- as if things are not bad enough at Yuming, to be given a good hiding by the fine English lads in the cricket is indeed a brutal blow you don't need.