I'm glad you're not phased by my sense of humour, Turnoi. I thought after I'd put the post on "I hope the pastry cook thing is accepted as a joke"

Yep, in regards to having somebody reveal my exact identity and place of work, I was thinking last night wouldn't really make a lot of difference to me because I'm such a Mr Nobody and never have been. Also, would I care if my bosses knew I was slagging off schools? It might encourage them to watch their P's & Q's if anything. Money? theft of it? Well, most of us haven't got a pot to Pee in anyway-nowt much to steal.

I know you have an academic reputation to protect- but I have never read anything ignoble from your quill, even though you may have used porcupine quills from time to time.