Trying to get Mr Turnoi to disrupt his peregrinations around China with the promise of a glass of beer would really be the icing on the cake for you. Fat chance of that happening.

NO, YOU ARE

I am nearer hangzhou than you think, and there is english beer in hangzhou, I might meet Turnoi just despite you, but that is up to him, a free man, each to his own.

To use your old line from around Bradford:

WOT SAYETH THEE!!!!

And Islam will take over the UK, it is inevitable.