Toffee Hammer Pants Jack Hammer
- 2012-07-12
Losk, Tide, Ariel, Lifebouy, and many other soap products are available in Russia, and all reasobale priced. All it requires is some courage to go to the supermarket, go to the department where they sell soap products and buy what you want.
Directions for Using Washing Maschine
1. Place dirty clothes in washing maschime
2. Pour in soap powder and clothes conditioner
3. Select Temperature and Mode
4. Press start
Hey, presto, in a few hours or so you have clean clothes and jeans. Come on folks [girls especially], it aint so very difficult. You can help each other in the area of personal cleanliness and even form support groups. When EF Corporate begins to stink like a Fish Shop or those Jeans are becoming a little stiff or have a tendency to walk about themselves, then you are being told something. You dont have to smell like a whore house at low tide, just buy some soap, wash yourselves and your clothes and you will fell as right as rain in no time.
Directions for Using Shower
1. Take clothes off
2. Step into shower
3. Select Temperature
4. Turn on water
5. Wash self all over [liberally] with water and soap. Dont be afraid of shower, it can be quite invigorating and refreshing
6. Turn off water
7. Get out of shower and dry yourself
8. Put new clothes on
Toffee Hammer Pants is a real character that wrks for EF Moscow. Dont get me wrong, the guy is personable, approachable and has a good heart, but its his appearance. For, example, his jeans havent seen water since the day they left the factory. Can you imagine an emergency situation whereby he would have to go to hospital and have his pants taken off? I tell you, it would require more than a McCowans Toffee Hammer, and more likely some kind of Diamond Drill.
My point is, no one dresses professionally, there is no shirt and tie, and no self respect or respect for the company one works for.
EF is a shit school, and everyone knows it. It all looks good on paper, but when it comes to reality, its a whole different other ball game.
EF is bad, but most of the people that work for it are honest hearted people and they cant be tarred with the same brush as The Very Reverend Galea of the Parish of St. Dell Boy in the Mire.
But, come on people, have some self respect, have some respect for the company. Dont ask what the company can do for you, but what you can do for it. You can turn things around, you can make it good, you can make it prosper, all it requires is work on your part.
Even with a change of heart and whole hearted repentence there is still hope for Reverend Galea of St Dell Boys.