Be stuck in China with a poor Chinese wife as your only source of income, no way!

Yes I know, you're right, but most of us have to work to stay in China in the first place; unless of course one is some sort of demented wealthy eccentric who really enjoys teaching, although one's loaded with assets, so one can just swan over the border in one's Rolls Royce every two months, get one's new visa and back to one's 5 star hotel in order to select one's rich wife, time no object, who may be more amiable than the poor young Chinese opportunist one may have picked up in some smoke filled whore house.

It's not just in China or anywhere in Asia where if you are in your 60's and still manage to land a woman half your age, she hasn't fallen for you because of that gay glint in your dentures or those manly varicose veins; so when money gets short, I am afraid you can expect to be treated with contempt by her, her family and friends.

By and large Chinese girls are pure and faithful, but if you go to a greasy spoon for your egg&bacon you can expect it to arrive with a liberal amount of grease, garnished with the odd underarm hair from that fat woman who cooks it.