Oral English teachers were not exactly the kind of foreign experts I was talking about.

Whoever you're talking about Turnoi, it's from a position of how you think things should be and not how they truly are- David Beckham can expect his travelling expenses to be paid in advance and the rest of us can eat fat. The problem is, is that some folk interpret these absurd bits of advice as gospel, to the extent that they end up sleeping rough on the Charring Cross Embankment because school after school refuse to send them air fare up front{I changed the location to protect a poster} and end up getting arrested for vagrancy and begging with menaces.

By the way, I get quite cross when people suggest that I am not right- Get it? Got it? Good.