A man of refined taste, I picture you with a big snifter of brandy or port, and a montecristo cigar listening to classic fm. Great radio station that by the way!!

Not overly keen on music but yes don't mind a bit of classical with a snifter or three. Trouble is when you have a young Chinese wife, is that they have a tendency to start prodding you about when you are trying to relax guffaw guffaw- but goes with the territory I suppose- some poor sod has got to do it- keep that British upper lip. If Mrs Beelzebub starts posting, I'll have to watch what I say.

No, I am telling them not to disturb me and get in touch with you instead. That's the answer you deserve..

Blimey, all the world and his wife are taking potshots at poor Beelzebub. All I was suggesting is that if your good self and SB, raised your game a bit, he'd get a sheila and you a frauline respectively- I don't think I'll bother in the future if you're going to be so touchy.

Playing Wagner all day from the Proms at the moment. I expect you like a Wagner opera or two? My Chineseship doesn't like classical music and that's the only type I like.