enough everyday Mandarin to ask for a custard tart without too much custard in it.
If you think most male FT's learn Mandarin to ask Mr Wang at the bakery to put a little less custard in the egg tarts, then I think you live on a different planet.Most learn it to meet females, it does help in that department, n'est pas?
"Funny, everyone I ask here in Dongbei tells me Putonghua is based on Haerbin speech."
I have found that it's best not to get sidetracked by useless information. Take some linguists (no names no pack-drill) they can go through whole lifespans cluttering up their brains; a bit like a joiner who has bought so many tools ,waxes, fillers that he can't find his knot filler for the life of him: in the same way (or sameish way) our linguist can't actually scrape together enough everyday Mandarin to ask for a custard tart without too much custard in it.