I am actually teaching ENGLISH in the UAE. Can you get a job there? Have you been there? Would you succeed in that kind of go getter self starter capitalist economy...we will see.

I'm totally disinterested in working or indeed vacationing there. Furthermore, my succeeding or not in that kind of economy is the last thing I wish to put to the test anywhere on this Earth. You see, one man's meat is another man's poison. In truth, your meat is most definitely my poison. Anyway, I'm sure you'll make a go of it there. Where there's a will there's a way.