will not inhibit me from finding the Chinese wife of my dreams

Chinese women... You've obviously not actually banged that many of them have you?

Otherwise, I can only say that your 'dreams' aren't exactly full of ambition. Half of the Chinese women that Western men marry, do tend to be the type of women that Chinese men are trying to avoid though.

All I can say to those men are delighted at finding a Chinese wife (or 'translation machine' as Silverboy calls them) is that you'd better find something attractive about her other than the 'Chineseness,' because the novelty quickly wears off.

If you have 'Yellow Fever' (as some call it), just bang a load of hookers and get it out of your system quick. Then look beyond race and skin colour if you are looking for a lady to marry.