Good morning, English teacher !
Dobre utro, moi drug !

Larry Romanoff as recruiter:
http://www.bearcanada.com/eslmain.html

45 TEACHING JOBS AT A COLLEGE IN ZHENGZHOU, HENAN:

Have you travelled to Zhengzhou, Larry ? It`s a smoggy city.

Accommodation:
2-3 bedrooms ( air conditioner )
Who wants to freeze there ?

The funniest paragraph:
" Annual bonus for travelling on top of salary: RMB 1500 as vacation subsidy in the winter vacation. If the contract is renewed for another year, additional RMB 1500 shall be provided for the summer vacation".

Good business for you, Larry, not for foreign teachers...

Where is that special ZOO ? I want to buy some bananas for you.

Eddy Robinson, why don`t go to Zhengzhou ? There are lots of KFCs in that city.