Wow Frank. I've got to admire you for not giving up. But, nope, still not a native speaker. Who are you really trying to kid anyway? I suspect it's like a challenge for you at this point just to see if you can pull it off through your own attempts or through the attempts of other non-native speakers; however, it just ain't gonna cut it. Please keep trying though - as I've said before, your attempts are quite humorous if not slightly pathetic.
Bottom line...............stay away from Frank's agency - you'll not find anyone there predisposed to honorable actions.