How is work proceeding on your next textbook entitled "How do I sbeak Chinglish"?

You will find no "Chinglish" amongst my writings, nor would I presume to have sufficient knowledge to author a book on the topic.
However the evidence of obsessive compulsive disorder on this forum by ( no name, but think root vegetable) and certain of his acolytes, has given me much material for a lengthy tome on that subject.
As a dedicated writer of fiction, you may also consider penning a chapter or two entitled.... ' My Life With The Stasi '.

When your English language skills are up to scratch, do feel free to point a finger at others, but I fear a long wait ahead.