Mr. Jonathan,

You seem to have slipped into a parallel anti-matter universe where everything is inverted from the state seen in normal (for us) positive-matter realms. For those of us with positively-charged protons etc. etc. etc., Mr. Frank is seen as a major vicious dishonest weasel who would sell his own grandmother into slavery if it made him a quick buck.

We have teams of physicists working now to try and help you cross back over.

In the meantime...try to not touch anything.