My God!

The sheer...GALL of this man. This post takes the whole thing from a cross between "pathetic" and "hilarious", to a new low of disgusting.
He's just once again using the misery of other people for his own benefit. Frank is no more rescuing people in Sichuan than I am the Queen of Norway.

Wait...maybe I AM the Queen of Norway. Here...you may have a sardine.

No...definitely not the Queen of Norway.
Frank definitely not doing heroic things in Sichuan.
Shanghai government definitely not sending this little greaseball anywhere, except hopefully someday to a labor camp.

What a terrible insult such a claim is to, well, pretty much everyone, really.