I just can't tell you how much I appreciate this show of support for my boy Jerome- although we call him "Kevin". He's just the cutest little dickens! And he just knows everything about everything; you shouldn't hesitate to believe anything he tells you. All those dark whispers about his "strange attractions"...well, those are just made out of jealousy by uncouth clods who could never approach my son's levels of superiority.

I'll probably embarrass him by telling you this, but you should know. I changed a lot of Kev...uh, Jerome's diapers, let me tell you. But when he filled his Pampers, instead of the mess of stinky poos you'd normally expect to find, his diaper would be full of beautiful green emeralds, all cut and polished and ready to mount! And he still does that to this day!

I just hope this helps you all understand how truly blessed we really are!

Keep warm now,
Jerome's Mom