The latest and freshest laughable job ad from Korea, posted today, July 14 or 15 (depending on where you are in the world) (The fine print gets 'em every time). My comments are in BOLD blue.

Suwon-city, Gyeonggi Province, Korea
By:Private language Academy Position in Suwon <recruit@tesolnet.com>
Date: 14 July 2009

Our Firm has job opening for a Native English teacher in Private School (called as Hakwon").
If you're interested in this job offer, please send us the required documents as below by July 17, 2009 (Korean Time). In other words: July 16 (U.S. Eastern Standard Time)-- OK, HURRY!
Required Documents:
- Resume
- Copy of the Passport Photo Page
- Educational Document (Copy of your Bachelors diploma/Masters diploma)
* Proof documents will be asked during the official process.

All Applicants submit application materials to recruit@tesolnet.com.

1. Job Title: Native English Teacher in Private School

(1) Teaching Level: Elementary School / Middle School / Adult (mainly elementary)
(2) Job Location: Suwon-city (Homaesil-dong) of Gyeonggi Province
(3) Job Type: Full-time
(4) Number of Position: One (1)
(5) Starting Date: ASAP ~ September, 2009
(6) Application Deadline: July 17, 2009 Um, it is now July 14 PM in the U.S., July 15 AM in Korea -- good luck!
(7) Basic Requirements
1) E-2 Visa holder: only a citizenship from one of the following countries:

Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, United Kingdom,

United States, and South Africa
2) Education Level: Minimum of Associate's Degree
3) Age: thirty's ~ fortys

2. Working Condition:
(1) Contract period: One (1) year contract
(2) Work Hours: 6 days per week (Mon. ~ Sat.)
6 hours per day (Mon.~Fri.)
5 hours per day (Sat.)
(3) Schedule of hours: During Semester: 2:00 pm ~ 8:00 pm (or *9:00pm)
(*about two (2) times a week)
Saturday: 10:00 (13:00) am ~ 3:00 (18:00) pm HUH???
(4) Monthly Salary: 2.2 million KRW for the basic 30 working hours per week
(5) Teaching experience: more than one (1) year

3. Benefits:
(1) Airfare: provide a one-way ticket for going to your destination when you
finish your one-year contract
(2) Housing: single one-room
(Distance from school to apt: 10 ~ 15 mins on foot)
* If Employee decides to find housing on their own, Employer shall provide Employee with 300,000 KRW per month.
(3) Severance pay: One-month salary at end of contract
(4) Paid leave: 3 working days during each of the summer and the winter recess
excluding Saturdays, Sundays and national holidays of the Korea

We would like to thank you for your time and consideration.

If you have any further inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,

James Joo
ESL Division of AILOP