Simple I may be. As for tiny, I can only recount a tale of visiting a club in one of the phlegm-gobbing capitals of China - Shenyang. After a dip in the hot and cold plunge pools, then a massage by a guy,(this was a surprise), wearing oven gloves on his hands, (more like Turkey except the masseurs are skinnier,) it was time for a shower and then off to a restuarant. The Chinese guys showering were staring intently, which was a little uncomfortable - and I don't mean eye-contact. Still, another myth about westerners created - or destroyed.