First, I want to make something clear: Dr. T and I are two separate entities.

Second, it was a typo when I wrote that I was in Kenya. Nairobi is in Kenya, but I am in Kentucky. I thought Kentucky but typed Kenya. Kenya--- Kentucky. Kenya--- Kentucky. It's easy to make that mistake. I have done it often (which may explain why my Liz Claiborn Collections were shipped to Africa on occasion. Somewhere, a size 8 is walking around in a very smart-looking low-cut outfit).

Third, Dr. T does NOT wear women's clothes. We have discussed this time and again, and though I urged him to get in touch with his feminine side back in '82, he has said over and over again that his feminine side isn't taking calls. My feminine side reversed the charges, so now I've got three kids.

And oh, the recruiter guy lives in the States or he's staying up until the wee hours of the morning writing really bad advice on you-know-who's esl frappe.