Well,Mate, now you've arrives in that shit-hole against all good advice you are certainly going to have to show a bit of backbone and stick it until you can know properly what your options can be. Hamburgers won't do you any good, you'll end up with a fatty liver. I have found that whereas most Chinese food tastes like shite it is nevertheless nutritious, albeit coming in a rich hepatitis A fortified gravy. Now, until you build up your defences, you becoming violently ill is a given; therefore, my advice is and with a high degree of alacrity, get your little American friend to buy you some antibiotics in advance. Do not consult your local Chemist shop- based doctor, cos if you do you could well wake up dead the following morning.

On the bright side,in these back of beyond places ,twenty year old studentesses are often falling over each other to come and cook very very very (really) delicious dumplings and noodles for cool young American under 65. They are always anxious to improve their English. Please do not teach them "kick arse (ass)" brown nosing" and such like when there are proper English words which they should learn. Good luck to you.