Hello Mr. Kevin Jerome Thomas Cushman. I must first gush at the high level aristocracy that you must be from, where else could you have gotten such an elite name, it's not like we see names like these in China or made up by groveling weasles, ehh

We at the esl boards have been so touched by your patronism to all of us that some people, like me will take up random pseudonyms to look impressive and professional. In fact I encourage all of my fellow compatriots to take up interesting, high-class, old english types of names so that we can all sound credible, just like the foreign monkeys who decide to come onto these boards and talk shyte about others.

In your world Mr. Cushman, all foreign teachers who leave the school early must have "brought it upon themselves". NO EXCEPTIONS! Anyone who dares speak up about crap going on must have something to hide, is insecure, must be a criminal, and also must still steal cookies from his mother's cookie jar when she isn't around (that is after they come back from working at pizza hut and they change their clothes in the basement where they still live at). Although you might want to retract on some of the things that you have said considering some of us might think IT IS IN FACT people like you who behave like this.

I still must thank you for the inspiration for these real "names" though.