"You have got to be bullshitting us here? You would have to be either extremely lazy/germ-phobic/retarded not to be able to get and hold down a job as a toilet cleaner or janitor."

Yep, so sorry, I didn't make myself very clear. What I meant to say but didn't is that most of us FT's working in China would be lucky enough to land a position in our respective Western schools (English schools-American schools, Australian ones) cleaning out the school toilets, let alone teaching the poor little blighters. I mean, I haven't spent years in teacher traing college, have you? I have a run of the mill degree and a two a penny, TEFL-wot about you? Normally to be a teacher you have to train properly as one. Are you qualified to teach rosy-red cheeked English kids in London or apple pie ones in Pennsylvania? If so you are in the minority of FT's.

Calm down, Dear Boy.