Yep, you could be right, Turnoi, they, like all these rubbish outfits exceed in Chinglish.

I can't get it out of my mind how brazen they are, was it Bart who was bragging about extracting as much cash as possible from the students' parents? I had better lay off of the baijiu tonight, otherwise I'll be having a nightmare about parents hanging upside down from Birmy ceiling in order to get even the last coins.

If Bart, Peter and Chinawhite are really teachers(doubtful with their grasp of English,) I can't see them being able to arrange a piss-up in a Brewery, so even your most ancient one-eyed crocodile should be more than enough to dispatch them.