We must have another pretend Kevin on our hands. I know we can we all make that "your you're" mistake when hurriedly writing these posts but certainly not when retaliating to criticism regarding our English. You actually believe that "I guess you're perfect" really does take a your.

What are "whinners" when they're (note not their or there) at home? Well, let me tell you, they are successful people without the 'h'

You must be an evil Chinese person from Changchun. Either that, or after working forty hours a week, you don't know Arthur from Martha. Doing lesson plans and attending meetings is hard work.