Please give me the information about this person(s) holding your passport. This is juicy and exactly the type of thing I am looking to get personally involved with. Give me a street address, and all relevant information. Please post it here. I am more than pleased to fly in there for you with a few of my friends to assist you. It will be well worth the tickets which I will pay for myself. I grew up in Detroit. Homie the clown don't play that. Please note your nationality here. After the passport is recovered it will be taken to your nearest consulate. I am more than willing to assist you and I am 100% certain the boss will give it up after I get there and have a chat. If they are holding other passports we will take all of them and deliver them to wherever they need to go in Beijing. After recovery I will post that here. Call your embassy and go pick it up.

Anyone else got any rocks? Man up! Enough of this crap. Let's take care of some business for once. I'm talking old school. Man up!

Thank you.