I imagine out in the ether there's many relieved that you did conclude with "only speaking for myself" but at least you added a little reality to the bizarre piece of bragging by further adding "of course"

So, let's try and get our heads around this- you {pay your own utility bills, you work for a traing centre, you put in thirty hours (did you mean 13?) they pay you 7000 RMB} Are you some sort of court jester? Are you trying to mess with our heads? Or have you got no shame? The next thing you'll be telling us is they don't pay for the three month's holidays but they are generous enough to allow you to work through these much-cherished breaks that all of us look forward to.

My apologies if you meant to say 7000 a week but you should be more careful.