Seems like the word fake is all I hear on this petty little forum these days. So let me tell you a story that's sure to tickle your ears [edited]

A (fake) true story:

I lost my (fake) SIM card the other day...had a few of them that I was trying to figure out what (fake) country they were for (2 were China Mobile, one was for Hong Kong and one was for the U.S.), and in the process of trying them out I somehow accidentally threw away the only one I needed! Anyway, long story short, I took my (fake) passport back to China Mobile and they replaced my Suzhou SIM card for 130RMB. 100RMB of that was applied to my account balance, the other 30 was for the card. True (fake!) story. There was a little bit of a communication problem though: I asked if I could get my old number back (15050110727) so I could take calls from (fake) Dr. Timetravel and his ESL board troll friends, but either my (fake) girlfriend who was helping me translate or the girl at China Mobile thought I was asking about my old phone numbers that were stored on the old SIM. The CM girl said those were as lost as the card they were stored on. Only after I got the new sim card install did I realize they'd given me back my old phone number (15050110727) like I wanted.

The point of this story is that the phone number is registered to me, no matter how much [edited]