Caught you in a mood for dysphemisms, or do you not know that that procedure is called "cottaging" and some of our best and most respected citizens have it performed every day??

By the way, I liked your post about wanting to plunder food parcels donated by the local party to deprived Chinese teachers. I printed it out and showed it to some of our counties finest at "The Dog & Duck" I'm bound to say that they were in fits of laughter and falling off of their bar stools.

I doubt if we've met!! I don't know many blokes call San Mig.