You did seem to hint in a previous e-mail that you liked to go cottaging- did you do that in Bangkok, or were you busy playing table tennis?

Some of those Bangkok degrees are really quite authentic-looking. I understand they are copied from hapless foreigners who have lost their belongings.

I seem to remember you swearing that you'd never return to China and here you are slaving away in some shabby outfit where the Chinese teachers won't even give you a sniff of their food parcels??(the ones donated by the local communist part)