I knew you would reply, oh, thai lover. And here was me thinking you had sworn you would never respond to my posts again, lol, you are too predictable.

How is being back in England now? More boring and stale than China I presume?!

You did seem to hint in a previous e-mail that you liked to go cottaging- did you do that in Bangkok, or were you busy playing table tennis?

Some of those Bangkok degrees are really quite authentic-looking. I understand they are copied from hapless foreigners who have lost their belongings.

I seem to remember you swearing that you'd never return to China and here you are slaving away in some shabby outfit where the Chinese teachers won't even give you a sniff of their food parcels??(the ones donated by the local communist part)

Cottaging...no thanks. I merely mentioned I don't like bowel surgery, although I might prefer that to working at somewhere like EF and living in Shenyang. But that is up to you.

I don't care if they are authentic looking. Like everything else in Asia, they are fake. But yes I guess they are copied from those who have lost their belongings, you are right there.

So what if I swore not to return to China? Turnoi came back didn't he. And I am leaving back to Europe at the end of my present contract, so.......not that it is any of your business or concern, Those teachers aren't as poor as you think!

14 hours a week isn't slavery, not by any means, try 23 contact hours and more office hours, like at your crappy EF place!!! I don't know who donated the parcels, nor do I care!!!

Creepy.Stalker.Troll.