I am not from any of these countries, and I am not a native speaker of English either.
Do you speak or write any of the following foreign languages fluently: Estonian, Finnish, German, French, Swedish, Russian, Chinese, Korean or Swahili?

Hi Turnoi
You can tell us you are this that or the other but we don't have to believe it. Let's have half a page of Chinese then. When you and San Mig meet, because he also claims Mandarin fluency, you can chat together in Chinese because as you admit English is not your first language and it doesn't appear to be his native tongue either. I look forward to a reply to me in Mandarin and I will find somebody to answer you in kind. I've seen posts in Chinese on this site so it will be ok with the Moderators.

It's a bit suspicious you not revealing exactly where you are from. I would actually suggest that you are a native born English speaker. I would suggest you are uneducated (the vein word) and claiming to be an exotic foreigner is a good way of covering up your many blunders. I suggest that you are from the United Kingdom.