He doesnt have 6 computers he doesn't have a one because both computers in the house belongs to me. it has taken me a year nearly to get Bert interested in doing something again and he has to come across you appearing to be head mad honcho in a land of the mad. You have stopped a sensible person from emerging and answering him properly that is what I think. Bert does know Brighton on account of his Dad being buried opposite the racecourse there.

If you are his Chinese wife your english is pretty good.

If not, then it stands to reason I am still right.

Either way, bert, spectre, bxjp, appollyon, willie woodbine, is a very good wind up merchant.

He likes to play devils advocate, I just like to be the thorn in his side.