Dear Brothers and Sisters, we are fast approaching the tie when you need to submit your time sheets to the Parish. Of course, there will be pennies that do disappear here and there, but what can you do about it? Talking of pennies that disappear here and ther from your salaries and indeed salaries that we have robbed people of, we require "new blood" in the "money laundering" department. No experience is required as such with regards the washing of clothes, because we already know many of you dont do this anyway, but "laundering" of a very different fashion.

There is no need to worry as all training will be given. Though you will be on site, you will not be part of the EF set up, and if the Police come, as they always do, then we will deny we know you. This is for the safety and sake of all other illegal operations being run out of the Parish House, some of which you know only very little about.

Because we are having problems getting staff because of our somewhat tarnished reputation, we are now seeking recruits via an agency which is based in the UK.

Remember, all time sheets to the Most Holy and Venerable Ivor Galea by 26.7.2012 ready for payment on or around the 7th August 2012.

With warm blessings and love to all in the EF Parish Moscow.

Reverend I.M Jolly
EF Parish House
Markovskaya
Moscow