Now, my advice to you is.... piss upon shitty Chinese bosses, like I do!

You're not listening to me, Foxy. Poor old me, I can't find any 'shitty Chinese bosses to urinate over. I have tried, searching far and wide, crossing my legs to hold it all in as I ask one person after another 'can you tell me where the nearest shitty Chinese school boss is ,please?... but I just get baffled looks, and, mei you, mei you? guffaw guffaw.