Oh yeah, just say this to my translator

So sorry, there are some things you can't offer up(most things) to translators and be returned with what was meant- let me try and pop it into mandarin, because you sound quite smart hahaha

Those hissy things you buy in the supermarket that you use in a vertical plain. � 在超市里可以买那种上下用的熨斗。

Phew-I don't know how to say hissy-sounding in Chinese- any help out there? Don't think it can be translated?