Aye lad, but ye are doing it all wrong like. The tea must be piping hot. Hotter than even your hottest studentess.

And you need fish and chips, the fish must be properly battered like and wrapped up in newspaper. Nowt wrong with curry sauce as a condiment around bradford like, although I prefer the proper gravy done well.

Now then, are you grafting yet, time to get off that PC and do some heavy lifting.