[edited], do you or do you not have the occasional cigar? Guinness is really disgusting you need a fag to get the taste out of your mouth and a finger down the throat to rid of 5000 calories a pint.

Just in case you thought I swore at you dear boy, the edited was an English expression like "play cricket will you" an expression hundreds of years old but the cricket one only about a hundred- all good fun eh?