No, no, no, women like a bit of a paunch, especially if it has some western male hair on it. Let's face it a skinny junkie look like Renton from trainspotting is not attractive or virile now is it, as long as you are well muscled elsewhere and can "rise" to the occasion, chinese girls can be very forgiving, dui bu dui? As long as you can smack her head into the headboard hard in bed, they don't care whether you have a paunch from too much guinness and meat and potato pie and curry sauce ships. And the chinese are a nice lot, in that they let us have irish pubs in their cities, so you can get a decent pint from time to time. Chengdu has the Shamrock run by a paddy fellow, nice to have a swift pint of the home country stuff from time to time (the naale stout made in china does not count, fizzy alkaline crap!)

Either way, you know I am intolerably right:D